"man this essay is taking forever"
That made me laugh harder than it should
A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.
Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
And they would also mention “third the nerd” just to make sure the person in third place knew they were still inferior to second place.
This actually made me cry a little
It got so out of hand that someone had to make a comic to express what they’ve been trying to express in words countless of times. Please don’t do such things to works before receiving the author’s permission.
[THIS’S REALLY IMPORTANT!!!
You should always give respect to others’ work!!!
I’m tired of seeing other people’s work change! ]
Free! ES episode 6 gave me a bag of feelings.
LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE
i believe its actually 1 in 4
you have no idea how much shit i’ve gotten for being afraid of men
so in my statistics class today we were taking roll and the teacher asked us to tell her what name we prefer if we go by something else right
when she got to this one kid sitting in front of me he looked her dead in the eyes and with the straightest face you can imagine he said “i go by starlord”
we now have a kid named starlord
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table: